Did you know bears can run twice as fast as us humans?
That’s our excuse for being so slow to bring you our bear jokes! So please, bear with us while we present to you this fantastic collection of funny bear jokes and puns!
Try to solve them all, but don’t worry if you can’t, the answers will be shown below:
1. What do you call bears with no ears?
2. What color socks do bears wear?
3. Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
4. What do bears do when it rains?
5. What is a bear’s favorite drink?
6. A bear joke:
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, at a distance, they see a hungry-looking bear running toward them.
They look around but there’s nothing to climb. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
“What are you doing?” asks the second guy in panic.
“I figure I’ll make a run for it.”
“Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear!”
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“I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Says the first hiker, “I just need to outrun YOU.”
You have a total of 5 minutes to solve them all, not many people can find all the answers.
Now, scroll down to check out the answer:
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b
c
1. B.
2. They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
3. Because he was stuffed.
4. They get wet.
5. Koka-Koala.
