This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looked over at a nearby table and saw a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now....

A sailor came home from a secret two-year mission at sea only to find his wife with a newborn baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my friend Joe ", he demanded. "No !"...