So this guy sticks his head into a busy barbershop and goes, “Hey buddy, how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber glances around the packed shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy nods... and walks out. A few...

An elderly couple was driving across the country when the wife, who was behind the wheel, got pulled over by a highway patrol officer. The officer walked up to the car and said, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” The...