Jay's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day. Jay notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so. Immediately the...

A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore. As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman above him he shouted, "Give...