Bob and Mary got married. Bob thought this would be a modern marriage, which meant equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Bob brought Mary breakfast in bed. Mary wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before...