On a cold winter morning, A blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said, “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please move your car to the even-numbered side of the street so the...

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one....