Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get te nuns to move, the men decided to badger them. In a very loud voice, the...

Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound determination to become the next Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department. "Please, Dad," whined the boy, "I promise I'll use them every day." "I don't know, Michael. It's...