A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motorbikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the bum of the other. "So...

A little boy opened the big, old family Bible with fascination and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was...