I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary.
When the judge asked everyone to stand and state his or her name and role for the court reporter.
“Leah Rauch, deputy prosecutor,” I said.
“Linda Jones, probation officer.”
“Sam Clark,...
Jake came rushing in to his Dad.
"Dad!" he puffed, "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say", said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
A tightwad...