Two 80-year-old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of...

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looked over at a nearby table and saw a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now....