A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman." "Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman." "Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install in your house a pole...

A man who makes coffins was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw...