Two old ladies are visiting their friend Mary. They sit down and after a while Mary says, "How foolish of me! I haven't even offered you coffee." So she gets up and gets the coffee. Sometime later, old Mary says, "How foolish...

Three blondes were having a picnic in the park. One of them took out a can of "one-calorie" diet cola and poured it equally into three cups. She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde...