An old Italian Don is dying, so he calls his grandson to his bed. "Grandson, I wanna you listening to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really...

At night, someone knocks on the door. Mary wakes up and asks, "Bob, is that you?" Silence. She returns to bed. Again, a knock. "Bob, don't make me nervous. Is that you?" Silence. She waits a while, then returns to bed. Again, a...