A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: "Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife...?!" The man replied: "Till your grave becomes dry my love." Then she said: "Are...

Three elderly men visit the doctor’s office for a memory test.   The doctor turns to the first man and asks, “What’s three times three?” “274,” the man replies confidently. The doctor sighs, looks up at the ceiling, and moves on to the...