A man walked into a Wal-Mart, and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15." The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?" The Greeter replied, "That's my job." Another man walked in, and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods,...

An elderly couple was driving across the country when the wife, who was behind the wheel, got pulled over by a highway patrol officer. The officer walked up to the car and said, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” The...