An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “Seven points.” His wife rolls over and says, “What in the heck are you talking about?” The old man answers,...

A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence, a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and, with a nervous laugh, asked, "Reverend, you're a man...