Walter took Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that,...

A retiring farmer was getting rid of his farm animals because he needed to clear out his produce. To do this, he went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering them either a horse or a...