One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down the main street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where did you get that truck?!”
“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.
“Did she give it to you?” I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Mary pulled off the road, but the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.”
She parked the truck got out, threw o-ff all her clothes, and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’
So I took the truck!
“You are a smart man, Bubba!” These clothes woulda never fit you.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Difference in Prizes
Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below-the-average smarts around Little Rock.
One day at Little Rock Walmart, they decided to participate in the weekly charity raffle.
They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each won a prize.
Billy Bob won 1st place – a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti.
Bubba won the 6th prize – a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Walmart.
Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his price, to which Billy Bob replied, “Great! I love spaghetti!”
Billy Bob asked Bubba, “How ’bout you, how’s the toilet brush?”
“Not so good,” Bubba replied, “I think I’m gonna switch back to paper.”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
