A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.”
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment? yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.ats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now.”
The bartender thinks, “The man can’t be stupid enough to do the same trick twice, he must have enough money tonight,” and gives beer to everyone.
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar.
“Hey, what about the payment?” yells the bartender.
“I have no money,” the man replies.
The bartender hears that and b-e.ats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
One evening later, the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar.”
In disgust, the bartender asks “What, no beer for me this time?”
“Nah,” answers the man, “you get v-i.olent when you drink.”
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An Old Man Walks Into A Bar.
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, and addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll give this entire bag of coins to any man here able to drink 10 pints in 2 minutes.”
Nobody takes him up on the offer but he notices an Irishman getting up and leaving.
A few minutes later the Irishman is back and says to him, “Is your bet still valid?”
The old man says yes, and the bartender sets 10 pints of ale on the bar.
In a minute and a half flat, the Irishman is done and the old man hands him the bag of money.
“Just one thing sir”, the Old man says, ” I noticed you left the pub earlier when I introduced my proposal.”
“Aye ye did ser,” says the Irishman, “I went next door to see if I could do it first.”
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