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A Chicken Farmer Went To A Local Bar.

A chicken farmer walked into a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man.

As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man.

“I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were i-n.fertile, but today they’re finally laying f-e.rtilized eggs.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become f-e.rtile?”

“I switched cocks,” he replied.

She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”

LOL!!

A man owned a small ranch in Montana

A man owned a small ranch in Montana.

The Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” the agent demanded.

“Well,” replied the farmer, “there is my farmhand who has been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week and he gets room and board for free.”

“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.”

“Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the workarounds on the ranch. He earns about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”

He’s the guy I wanna talk to… the half-wit,” said the agent.

“That would be me.” replied the rancher.

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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