A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.
At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?”
She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.“
A blonde was very cold, so she sat next to the candle.
Blonde story 1
A blonde was very cold, so she sat next to the candle.
She was still cold, but she was so cold that she couldn’t move!
She screamed until her boyfriend came.
Then her boyfriend lit the candle.
lol…
Blonde story 2
Blonde: I’m really cold.
Me: Really?
Blonde: Yes, but I heard I should stand in a corner when I’m cold.
Me: And how does that work?
Blonde: A corner is 90 degrees.
