A blonde… …works in a petrol station filling up cars. One day, a spaceship with ‘UFO’ written on the side lands next to the blonde. The blonde cheerfully fills it with fuel and the spaceship filled off.
The blonde’s boss, shocked, comes out to ask why she filled it up.
“Do you know what ‘UFO’ stands for?” He asks.
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“Of course.” She replies, “Unleaded Fuel Only”.
The Blondes Who Locked Their Car
Two blonds lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally, the first blond says “D..ar..n, I can’t get in the car!”
The other blond replies, “keep trying! It looks like it is going to rain and the top is down!”
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