There were 2 blondes…
So I was sat on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park
One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.
This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”
To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.
A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving on a freeway and suddenly a police officer by the side of the road turned on his flashing red lights. The blonde saw the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look … that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and you’re doing 43 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story once again, claiming that she hasn’t driven too fast. The cop scratches his head and heads back to his car to ask his bald partner what to do.
After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
