Joe turned 50 and so he decided it would be a good idea to get a full physical examination done.
He told the doctor he felt fine, but the only problem was he now often needed to go to the bathroom during the night.
Then he added, “But you know Doc, I think God must know my eyesight is going. He puts on the light while I pee, and turns it off when I’m done. I’m thankful for that.”
The doctor was a bit concerned about this so after Joe had left, he called Joe’s wife and told her what he had said.
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She replied, “That d…a…r..m fool’s peeing in the refrigerator again.”
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas that they’d never seen before.
Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?”
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“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
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