There’s a magical mirror in a bar that slaps those who lie to it.
A blonde and a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar and discover the mirror.
The brunette looks at it and says “wow I think I’m this dress looks good on me.”
So it slaps her.
The redhead says “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world”
So it slaps her.
The blonde looks at the mirror and says “I think -“. *It slaps her*
A Blonde Won A Game Show
A Brunette, Redhead, and Blonde entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, “I will tell a joke for an hour and if you don’t laugh at the end you’ll get $ 5,000! ”
The host starts and after 15 minutes the redhead is out.
He continues and after 40 minutes the brunette is out.
When the clock strikes 59 minutes, he gives up making the blonde laugh. Suddenly the blonde laughs “Why are you cracking up now, all you had was one more minute to win the prize and I didn’t even tell a joke now?” He asks.
She replies, “I know, but I just got the first joke!”
