A group of kindergartners were trying to adjust to first grade.
Their biggest hurdle was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
“You have to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.”
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
“I visited my Nana.”
“No, you visited your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”
She then asked Bobby what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s WONDERFUL,” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest proudly and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
LOL!!
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A teacher asked her students to correct a sentence
A teacher asked her students to correct a sentence.
“Correct this sentence: A bull and a cow are grazing in the field,” said the teacher.
The students began scribbling in their notebooks, trying to figure out what was wrong with the sentence.
After a while, one of the students raised his hand.
“Yes, Donny, what is the correct form of the sentence?”
Little Donny got up and confidently said: “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.”
“Could you please explain how?” asked the teacher.
The little boy smiled shyly and said, ” Because ladies first.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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