A college senior took his new girlfriend to Super Bowl XXXV.
The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action.
A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year.”
His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, “That`s the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I accept!”
No no for jewelry
As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale.
“I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something,” she suggested.
“I don’t have a girlfriend,” he answered.
“A handsome man like you and you don’t have a girlfriend? Why not?”
“My wife won’t let me.”
A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
“Oh, I really liked it”, she said, “but I just couldn’t understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.”
Surprised, the boyfriend asked: “What do you mean?”
The blonde girlfriend replied all they kept screaming was: “Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!”
Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends.
The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the honey?…Honey.”
Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the sugar?…Sugar.”
So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.
After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, “Pass me the pork…pig.”
