Story of a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man
There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redhead said, “You know, every day it’s the same sandwich my wife makes me. I’m so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.”
The Bald man said, “Right there with you my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.” The Blond man said, “With you all the way chaps If I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the bald man had ham, and the Blond man had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, “Why didn’t they just TELL us they didn’t like their sandwiches??”
The Blond’s wife said in tears, “I don’t understand it… He made his own sandwiches!”
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The Blond Painter
A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.
On the first day, he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed.
But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road.
Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was.
The Blond replies, “Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket.”
