My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon, he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen.
After about 15 minutes, he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.
Finally, he approached her and asked if she needed help.
She replied, “It’s about time! I pressed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!”
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Jay was having trouble with his computer.
So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.
He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Jay called after him, “So, what was wrong?”
He replied, “It was an “ID ten T” error.”
A puzzled expression ran over Jay`s face. “An “ID ten T” error? What`s that?.. in case I need to fix it again.”
“Haven`t you ever heard of an “ID ten T” error before?”
“No,” replied Jay.
“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you`ll figure it out.”
He wrote….. I D 1 0 T
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A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.
The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.”
The mathematician: “A wife. You have security.”
The computer scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend, it’s vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me…”
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Darling, it is a computer, not a husband.
