Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea…!!!
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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
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TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
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TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own…
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TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation…
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TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home…
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TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense…
1.
TEACHER: Maria, please go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct, well class, who discovered America?
CLASS: “Maria!”
2.
TEACHER: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
JOHN: “You told me to do it without using tables.
3.
TEACHER: “Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?”
GLENN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”
TEACHER: “I’m sorry, that’s wrong.”
GLENN: It might be wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.”
4.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula of water?
DONALD: “H I J K L M N O”
TEACHER: “What are you talking about?”
DONALD: “Yesterday you said it was H to O.
5.
TEACHER: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”
WINNIE: “Me!”
6.
TEACHER: “Glen, why do you always get so dirty?”
GLEN: “Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.”
7.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence that starts with “I.”
MILLIE: I is.
TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, “I am”.
MILLIE: Okay. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
8.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Do you know, Louie, why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
9.
TEACHER: “Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?”
SIMON: “No sir, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.”
10.
TEACHER: “Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?”
CLYDE: “No, sir. It’s the same dog.”
11.
TEACHER: “Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
HAROLD: “A teacher?”
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
