One beautiful December evening, Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting, overlooking the ocean.
There was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, “Hey, let’s play Weeweechu.”
“Oh no, not now, let’s just look at the moon” said Jung Lee.
“Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play Weeweechu.
“I love you and this is the perfect time,” Huan Cho begged.
“But I’d rather just hold your hand and watch the moon,” Jung Lee said.
“Please, Jung Lee, just once, play Weeweechu with me.”
Jung Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, “All right, we’ll play Weeweechu.”
Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both….
started to sing….
“Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
And A Happy New Year.”
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A young guy and girlfriend were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts.”
“Well, uh, I was thinkin’. . . perhaps it’s about time for a kiss.”
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again.
“Another penny for your thoughts, honey.”
The young man knit his brow. “Well, now,” he said, “my thoughts are a bit more serious this time.”
“Really?” said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
“Don’t you think it’s about time you pay me that first penny?”, said the guy.
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in their marriage. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable – an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”
