One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When will you learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
A man orders a tomato soup at a restaurant
A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant.
As soon as the waiter brought the soup, he started yelling at the waiter asking him to taste the tomato soup.
The waiter says, “Sorry sir, we are prohibited from doing this. I will bring you another one.”
He still kept yelling at him and asking him to taste the soup.
The waiter was nervous now, so he said to the man, “I’ll call the manager.”
As soon as the manager arrives, he starts yelling at him and asks him to taste the soup.
The manager apologizes and immediately says it’s not in their policy and he asks the waiter to bring another one.
But the man wouldn’t stop asking the manager to taste the soup.
Finally, the manager gives up and says, “Okay. I’ll taste the soup. Please give me the spoon.”
The man says, “Exactly.”
LOL!
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