An ant, a spider, and a centipede are holding a party.
The ant realizes that his beer is running out. He offers to buy a few more beers
The centipede says, “No, let me do it. You’d take too long. I have a lot more legs than you – I can do it faster!” all The bugs agree.
10 minutes pass… Then 15 minutes, then 25, then more. The spider asks, “What’s taking him so long?” The ant decides to go outside to find the centipede
He goes out and sees the centipede still in stand in front of the door
The ant asks, “Hey man, what’s taking you so long?”
The centipede replies, “I’m still putting on my shoes.”
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused because the priest do God’s work. The next morning the barber found a box of fruits at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber to have his hair cut and again the barber refused to pay and said, “You are protecting the public”. The next morning, the barber found a dozen donuts on the door of his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, “you serve the justice system.”
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The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
