A truck driver walked into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
“I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The brand-new waitress, who didn’t want to appear inexperienced, went into the kitchen and told the cook, “This guy out just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. What does he think of this place? Is… an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said.
“Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs with the sunny side up and the running boards are two slices of crispy bacon.”
“Oh, ok!” said the young girl.
She thought about it for a moment, then took a spoon from a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The truck driver asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up.”
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A man walks into a coffee shop.
One Sunday morning, a young man dressed walks tall through the doors of the local coffee shop.
He lazily sits down and looks the place up and down before raising his hand and summoning a waiter.
“I would like your FRESHEST coffee, none of the muddy stuff you probably usually make from yesterday’s leftovers.”
The waiter assured him that they make fresh coffee many times per day.
“I’ll believe it when I taste it.” Said the young man.
“I’m from New York and I know good coffee. There’s very little chance you’ve got good coffee here, so at least make a new batch for me,” and he shoos him away.
The waiter goes to the kitchen and comes back with a cup of steamy coffee.
The man tastes it and immediately makes a disgusted face.
“Just what I thought, that’s not FRESH. Come on, make me another one!”
The waiter goes back to the kitchen and indeed takes some time to return.
Upon his return, he is holding a steaming and aromatic coffee cup.
The waiter gives the gentleman the cup and he takes a sip … before spitting it out immediately.
He turns to the waiter and shouts, “This is way worse! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”
LOL!!
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