A man walks into a store and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog doesn’t bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
“Ouch!”
He says, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”
LOL!!
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
A dog walks into a butcher shop.
The butcher asks, “What do you want?”
The dog points to the steak in a glass case.
“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.
“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.
So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.
He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck and sees him out.
A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.
As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”
“Remarkable?” snorts the owner.
“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
