One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“No sir. We don’t.” Said the coffee shop owner.
“So ok.” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he asks again.
“No sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh I am sorry.” said the drunken man as he waddles off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any ice coffee.”
“Wow ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns again.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A man walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer
A man walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer.
The bartender tells him that they will go flat while he drinks.
But the man explains to him, “I have two brothers. When we
all left home we decided every night we will all go to the bar
and have a drink for each of us.”
This man becomes a regular and orders three beers every
night.
But a few months later, he walks into silently and orders only
two.
The bar falls silent.
The bartender walks up to him and says, “I don’t mean to do intrude, but I’m sorry for your loss.”
The man looks confused at first, then laughs, “Oh, no! It’s just
that my doctor said I had to quit drinking.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
