A dog was so clever that his owner sent him to college.
Home for vacation, the dog admitted he had learned neither history nor science, but added proudly, “I did make a good start in foreign languages.”
“Okay,” replied the owner, “say something in a foreign language.”
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The dog said, “Meow!”
A blonde walks into a gas station
A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger.
A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her.
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As she approaches the blonde working the hanger in the window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching “No, no! A little to the left.”
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