A blonde hadn’t been to church for many, many months.
She always promised to go, but never did.
One day, the pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter, she was at every Sunday service, every prayer meeting, every home group meeting, etc.
Three months later, one Sunday after the service, the pastor asked her, “What happened to you? You always dodged church, and now it looks like you can’t get enough of it?”
She replied, “It’s this new car of mine, pastor; they told me the warranty will lapse if I miss even one service!”
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A user calls assistance service, and a technician takes the call.
User: My internet is not working properly
Technician: Ok, double click on “My computer”
User: I can’t see your computer.
Technician: No, no… click on “My computer” on your computer..
User: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Technician: Listen… There is an icon labelled “My computer” on your computer. Double click on it.
User: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer?
Technician: Double click on your computer.
User: On which icon I have to click?
Technician: “My Computer”.
User: Oh you idiot! Tell me where is your office. I’ll come there and click on your computer.
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Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied,
“Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took *ff all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
“Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
