A blonde driving a car and running into a truck
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the sidewalk. He told her to stand in the middle and not to leave the circle. Furious, he went to his car and hit the tires.
The blonde laughed. It made the man angrier and he smashed his windshield. This time the blonde laughs even louder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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The Blonde and Her Melons
The Blonde and Her Melons
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag when a guy came along.
The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons,” the blonde replies.
“Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can | have one of them?”
The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!”
