A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing.
On the last day, the departing manager tells him, “I’ve left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can’t solve.”
Three months down the road there is a major drama in the office and the manager feels very threatened by it all.
He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope.
The message inside says “Blame your predecessor!”
He does this and gets off the hook.
About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems.
The manager quickly opens the second envelope.
The message read, “Reorganize!”
He starts to reorganize and the company quickly rebounds.
Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope.
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The message inside says, “Prepare three envelopes.”
I took my 7-year-old son to the zoo today…
I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
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“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
