There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they cross the desert, their car breaks down.
They don’t have a phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest town several miles away. Each of them decides to do one thing to make the trip better
The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.”
The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.”
The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”
The blonde’s troll
The blonde’s troll: Two people are texting. One is called Stacy who is blonde and the other is called Rachel who is a brunette.
Rachel: Hey sorry I lost my phone I can’t test right now.
Stacy: Well can you PLEASE find it I really want to text you… you are my best friend!!!
Rachel: You’re an idiot.
Stacy: Umm I’m not the one who lost my phone can you just text me when you find it?
Rachel: You’re such a blonde. Read my first text again.
Stacy: IK !!! FIND YOUR PHONE !!!