The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He is very happy and wanted to give the most obedient child the toy
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
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Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde go to Heaven.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde go to Heaven.
There are three girls. A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. You are at the gates of heaven and God was waiting.
God said, “there are one hundred steps and for each step, there will be a joke if you laugh at it you go to hell.”
The redhead went first and got to joke eight before she busted up laughing she went to hell. The brunette went next and got to joke eighty-two before she busted up laughing so, she went to hell.
The blonde got to joke one hundred and started laughing before God told the final joke and said, “why are you laughing I haven’t even told the joke yet?”
The blonde said,” I just got joke 1.”
