A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.

When she gets home, his husband puts a blindfold on her hair and says not to take it off.

The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly.

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When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing “Happy birthday!”.

Two lawyers eating Sandwiches in a pub

Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks.

They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.

Seeing this, the angry bartender approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here!

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The two look at each other, shrug, and exchange sandwiches