A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his one to 10 well.
“Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four.”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after, let’s say 10?”
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“A jack.”
A blonde called the Ambulance
A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital
She went to visit her and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.
“What in the world happened to you?” she asked.
“It was the craziest thing,” said the blonde. “I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said ‘hello?'”
“But what happened to your other ear?”
“I had to call the ambulance, didn’t I?”
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