A school teacher often takes a short nap every afternoon.
He told to his student that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages.
One day some of the pupils fell asleep in the afternoon.
When the school-teacher chided them, they said:
“We went to meet the sages in dreamland.”
“What did they say?” the teacher asked
“We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.”
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical.
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: “I’m sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live.”
But I feel great. I haven’t felt better in years. Isn’t there anything I can do?”
After a moment, the doctor says: “Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day.”
“can it save me,” Bill asks excitedly?
“No,” replies the doctor: “but it will get you used to the dirt.”
