A man wants to go fishing for a week

A man wants to go fishing for a week

A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.”

He goes home and grabs everything and rushes off.

A week later he come back home

His wife asks: “good trip, dear?”

He says: “Oh yes, great! you might forget to pack my blue silk pajamas.”

His wife smiles and says, “Oh no I didn’t. I put them in your tackle box!”

 

A blond man married a brunette girl

A blond man and a dark-haired girl were married and about to have a baby.

One day the woman gave birth and the man took her to the hospital. He was holding her hand as she went through a difficult delivery.

In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said:

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“All right, who’s the other father?”