A wealthy, elderly Florida woman has bored her beach companions when she brags about her two remarkable grandchildren.
Unable to take it any longer, a sunbathing friend interrupted her.
“Tell me, how old is your grandson?”
The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied, “Four-year-old doctor and six-year-old lawyer…”
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
“Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out “352!”
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
“I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. “It’s the cutest!”
“Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
