A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Got any bread?”
The the bartender says, “No.”
The duck says again, “Got any bread?”
The bartender says, “No.”
Again, the duck asks, “Got any bread?”
The bartender says, “No, we have no bread.”
The duck repeats, “Got any bread?”
The bartender angrily says, “No, we haven’t got any bread.”
The duck says, “Got any bread?”
The bartender says, “No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any bread, ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating little bird!”
The duck say, “Got any nails?”
The bartender says, “No.”
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The duck says, “Got any bread?”
A little girl asked her mother about her white hair.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast to her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
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“Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
