A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said:
Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?”
The lawyer replied:
Of course, how much was the roast?
“$7.98.”
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read:
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Legal Consultation Service: $150.
A man walks up to a bar and makes a bet with the bartender.
A man walks up to a bartender and tells him “I bet you $5,000 I can pee into a cup all the way across your bar.”
The bartender, knowing this is impossible, agrees.
They set it up and the man starts peeing all over the place, missing the cup completely.
The bartender gets begins to cheer because he knows he just won $5,000.
The man walks over to his friends and comes back to the bartender.
He pays the bartender his money with a grin on his face.
The bartender asks him “Why are you so happy? You just lost $5,000.”
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The man replies “I know, but I bet my friends $10,000 dollars that you would cheer while I pee all over the bar.”
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