Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!’.

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The other woman turned to her and said “I know! I heard it snoring!”

Two guys were arguing about the name of the city.

Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in.

One said “Louieville” and the other “Louiseville.”

They went on arguing and arguing until they came upon a fast-food restaurant.

The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, “Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly.”

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The waitress goes, “Bur-ger-King.”