A blonde calls her mom…
Blonde: “Mom mom!! I’m a genius!”
Mother: “Really dear? How’s that possible?”
Blonde: “I finished a puzzle that I’ve been working on for 1 year and on the box, it said ‘for 2-5 yrs’.”
A blonde stops at a gas station
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.
While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car.
So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock.
Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while another blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”