A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.
He walks to a village and finds help in the farmhouse.
He explains his situation to the farmer.
The farmer gets his horse and they quickly walk to the crash scene.
The farmer then uses a rope to tie the horse to the car and start shouting:
Pull, Zoomer, pull” the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn’t move.
Pull, Radar, pull” the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still Pull, Dasher, pull” yells the farmer, but the horse stands like a rock.
Pull, Dusty, pull” shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.
The driver is dumbfounded so he asks the farmer:
“Why do you call your horse different names?”
You see,” the farmer replies, “Dusty is blind.
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“If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn’t have pulled.”
Two guys are walking through a game park
Two guys are walking through a game park they come across a lion that has not eaten for days.
The lion starts chasing the two men.
They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.”
He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion.
As he comes closer to the lion, he hears it saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”
