Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me beautiful. He asked my age.
I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him I’m quite a bit his senior.
And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain’t all bad.
We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘adult things’.
I said ok.
Then He said ‘Thank you, babe, you start.”
So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn’t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.
And of course, I told him about the laxatives. Can’t forget that.
I also didn’t forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.
I was as honest as I could be about ‘ADULT THINGS’ but I don’t understand why he blocked me!
LOL!!
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator.
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a lavish New York City Building.
When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: “Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turning to the old woman who says: “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: “Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
