The old lady is in the grocery store and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.
An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.
15 minutes before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.
She says yes ”DOG.”
“Very good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.”
She says “CAT.”
“Very good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.”
She says, ” There’s no F in Broccoli.“
“Madam, I’ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Little Old Lady Goes Into The Store
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is confused by the large selection of toilet paper.
“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain to me the differences between all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” he replies, pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”
He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”
He points to the bottom shelf and says, “We call that our No Name brand and it’s 20 cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” she said.
About a week later, she comes back, seeks out the manager, and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” he asks.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it doesn’t take crap off anybody!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
