A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it.
As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish down there.”
He looks around, shocked, but sees no one.
He packs up staggers to another spot and starts working on a new hole.
Again he hears the booming voice, “There’s no fish there!”
He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again.
“There’s no fish there!” it booms.
He looks up nervously.
“God? Is that… you?” he asks.
“No, it’s the Ice Rink manager. Now get out you drunk fool!”
LOL!!
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Little Johnny was caught fishing by a game warden
A boy named Little Johnny with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden.
The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license, please?”
“No, sir,” the boy replied.
“I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!”
“Yes. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take ’em home.”
“What a line of baloney… you’re under arrest.”
Little Johnny said, “It’s the truth, I’ll show you! We do this all the time!!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden.
“PROVE it!”
Little Johnny released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said Little Johnny.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call em back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked Little Johnny.
LOL!!
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