Policeman: “Why are you driving without a light?”
Scooterist: “There is light everywhere.”
Policeman: “Then shall I remove the air from your tires?”
Scooterist: “Why would you do that?”
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Policeman: “Because there is air everywhere…”
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Some Texans are mingling at the bar
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in.
“Howdy, stranger,” one Texan says. “Where are you from?”
The Oxford graduate answers, “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions.”
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“Oh, I’m sorry,” replies the Texan. “Where are you from,juckass?”
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