A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
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A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”
A brunette walks into a bar and says
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.”
the bartender says, “What’s an M L?” She says, ” A Miller Light.”
Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.”
the bartender says, “what’s a B L?”
She says, ”Bud Light.”
Another Brunette walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.”
The bartender says,” what’s a fifteen?”
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She says,” 7&7, duh!””
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The bartender says: “I bet you’ve just dyed your hair”
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