Paddy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady.
A few minutes later, He couldn’t control himself and let loose a huge fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her, “Do you by any chance have today’s paper?”
The old lady said, “No, but the next time we pass a tree I’ll grab you a handful of leaves…
LOL!!
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday.
An old, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday with a beautiful young lady at his side.
“I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend,” he said.
Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
“I don’t think you understand – I want something very unique,” the man said.
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. “Here’s one stunning ring at $40,000.”
The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
“How are you paying?” asked our jeweler.
“I’ll pay by check, but of course, the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I’ll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I’ll fetch the ring on Monday.”
Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man.
“You lied, there’s no money in that account.”
“I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
