This Scottish guy goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes, he goes to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about six or seven whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the bartender, “What the f…. is that?”
The bartender replies, “It’s a moose.”
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The Scottish chap shouts back, “F…. me! How big are the cats?”
A woman went to a cafe and ordered eggs.
A woman went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
The man behind the counter asked her, “How would you like your eggs cooked.”
The woman said, “Does it affect the price?”
“No, not at all,” he replied.
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She said, “In that case, I’d like them cooked with bacon, sausage, and tomato please.”
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