There were three guys named Jackson who were all in the clothing business.
Due to the lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other.
To convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.
The one on the left puts up a sign that says “Jackson’s clothing store (BEST PRICES!)”
Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says “Jackson’s clothing store (BEST QUALITY!)
The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own. “Jackson’s clothing store (MAIN ENTRANCE).”
LOL!!
A young kid from Alabama moves to New York
A young kid from Alabama moves to New York.
He walks into an “Everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.
He sits down, greets the manager, and shakes his hand.
The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The kid replies, “Yes, I was a salesman back home in Alabama.”
They talk and get to know each other and the manager likes him so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come by after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough, but he pulled through it.
After the store closed, the manager came down just like he said, “How many customers bought something from you today?”
The kid replies, “One.”
The boss looks at him and shouts, “Just one!?
Our salespeople have an average of 20 to 30 customers per day! “..“How much was the sale for!?”
The kid replies, “$121,237.65”
The boss was now shocked, “What did you sell?”
The kid says, “First I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then a new fishing rod. So I asked him where he was going to fish and he said on the coast, so I told him he needed a good boat, we went down to that department, and he got a twin-engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull the boat, so I took him to the automotive department and sold him a truck.
The boss frowned and said, “A man came here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat and a truck???”
The kid replied, “No, the guy actually came here to buy some t-a.mpons for his wife and I said, “Man, your weekend’s busted, might as well go fishing.’
The following day, the boss gave the young kid a promotion…
What a comeback! I was laughing so hard I couldn’t keep my coffee inside.
