Doctor: "Your wife's in the hospital."
Me: "How is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical."
Me: "Ah, you get used to that..."
A man told the doctor's receptionist:
"I need an appointment."
"How about 10 tomorrow?" she asked.
"I don't need that many," he replied.
Absolute Classic!
Lady...
A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick.
A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her.
‘That’s...
