Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken...

A couple was having dinner at a very fancy restaurant when a young beautiful woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss and hug, then says she'll see him later, and walks away. The...