This employee needed a raise so he had a big talk with the boss that we all hate having. But this guy had a trick up his sleeve. Employee: Excuse me, sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come in....

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase...