Three elderly men visit the doctor’s office for a memory test.   The doctor turns to the first man and asks, “What’s three times three?” “274,” the man replies confidently. The doctor sighs, looks up at the ceiling, and moves on to the...

Two boys were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” "You should be ashamed of yourself,"...