A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup...
A blonde woman was driving about two hours outside of San Diego when she noticed a man waving her down on the side of the road.
His truck had broken down, and as she pulled over, he approached her...