A couple sitting on the couch watching TV A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling, she asks, "What are you staring at the ceiling?" "OMG,...

A young man from Alabama moves to New York. He walks into an “Everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. He sits down, greets the manager, and shakes his hand. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The...