The phone rings at the police station “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding something inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, officers descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the...

A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart,...