Man: "What you have prepared to eat today?"
Wife: "Nothing."
Man: "But you did nothing yesterday."
Wife : "I made it for two days."
Two women were discussing marriage, and one said,
"We've been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained...
A robber enters a house, holds the wife and threatens the husband to hand over all the money and jewelry...
The husband sobs " Please take whatever you want, but leave her alone".
Robber: " Wow you must really love your...