Johnny walks into a general store, goes to the owner, and asks for a new job. The owner says, "Do you think you are a good salesman?” Johnny says, “I don’t know. I think so.” The owner says, "I'll tell you what....

A busy Midwest Airlines flight was canceled, and a single agent was left rebooking a long line of frustrated travelers. Out of nowhere, an irate passenger shoved his way to the desk, slapped his ticket down, and barked, “I NEED...