Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents...
An old married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was flipping back and forth between a fishing channel and the funny channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
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“For god’s sake! Leave...
