Man: "What you have prepared to eat today?" Wife: "Nothing." Man: "But you did nothing yesterday." Wife : "I made it for two days." Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, "We've been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained...

A robber enters a house, holds the wife and threatens the husband to hand over all the money and jewelry... The husband sobs " Please take whatever you want, but leave her alone". Robber: " Wow you must really love your...