Bob owned a pub in Ludhiana, and in the summertime, a swarm of flies seemed to just hover over the buffet table. This had been going on for about a month. Joe, the neighborhood mooch, walked in one day. "I'm not giving...

Jay had always ordered a beverage by simply saying, "A Coke, please." However, recently waitresses had been responding, "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Thums Up, Dew, Sprite, Fanta... " Tired of listening to the long...