A middle-aged woman has a heart a.ttack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she has a near-d.eath experience. During that experience, she sees God and asks if this is it. God says NO and explains...

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-a.m.p.o.n.s from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks, "Oh, that must...