My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's...

A man was down on his luck and in desperate need of a job. He saw an advertisement in the newspaper for a job in sales. He didn't know anything about sales but figured he could learn, so he contacted the...