"How was your golf game, dear?” Tracy, Jack's wife, asked. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight got so bad that I couldn't see where the ball went.” "But you're seventy-five, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my...

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects...