During a visit to the psychiatric hospital, a man asked the Director how to define whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we draw a bath, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a...

The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car. "Are you sure this is your house?" the cop...