Two idiots decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take math, history, and logic. “What’s Logic?” the...

A new blonde hostess has started her first day. The route they took required them to stop in another town for the night. Soon after their arrival, the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms. The next morning the...