A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: "Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around." The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, this is animal...

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so...