A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf, and a snail were playing cards at a table. Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said, "Guys, I'm hungry. Could someone go buy some chocolate, or whatever?” The moose shook...

It's Little Johnny's first day of grade school after several years of being homeschooled. The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “My father taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?” “Four,” the little Johnny...