A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: “Geez, why are you drinking so fast?” The man says: “You would be drinking fast too if you had what...

A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white. Her friend sees her out and says, "You know your socks don't match, right? You're wearing one red sock and one...