A math teacher was giving a lesson to her class of 6-year-olds. She asked them, "If I have three apples and I give one to Tommy, one to Sally, and one to Billy, what do I have left?" A boy raised...

A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, "Sorry, I don't have any at the moment." "Dammmnnn and blast!" said the blonde, "I have been invited to a fancy dress...