Bob owned a pub in Ludhiana, and in the summertime, a swarm of flies seemed to just hover over the buffet table. This had been going on for about a month. Joe, the neighborhood mooch, walked in one day. "I'm not giving...

A successful scientist was on his way to a seminar where he was supposed to give a lecture on his new breakthrough in research. His chauffeur saw his tired look and felt sorry for him. "Sir, why don't you take the...