A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First, he’s asked to tidy up the exotic fish pool, which is overrun with weeds. While he’s working, a huge fish leaps out and startles him....

An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bakery. The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even...