I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry... The cabbie said no problem and started speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and...

A Texan on vacation in Toronto. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he's on his way to The Royal York Hotel. The taxi driver heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park. "What is this?" said the...