A blonde hadn't been to church for many, many months. She always promised to go, but never did. One day, the pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday service. Thereafter, she was at every Sunday service, every prayer...

A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. A store employee is standing there with dark shades...