A blonde buys two horses and can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what she should do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse's tail gets caught in a...

Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The Bride of Dracula' last night.' 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as...