A Christian and an atheist were neighbors. The Christian one day yells, "Lord, please send me food". The atheist heard this and replied, "There is no GOD!" The next day, the Christian wakes up and goes to her porch to find bags...

Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter. When the girl got back from the date, she said: "That was the worst night of...