Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.
‘ Would you like another cookie ?’ she asked.
‘Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy.
‘What good manners you have,’ said his Gran.
‘ I do like to hear young people say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.’ ‘I’ll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,’ replied Jimmy!
An Irishman and his son went to the zoo.
An Irishman and his son went to the zoo at weekend.
A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age.”
The little boy was so curious, so he gives the elephant a bun and it stomps its foot 6 times.
“Wow,” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6. You have a go Dad!”
So the Irish chap gives the elephant a bun.
A moment later the elephant farts and stomps twice.
…
..
.
“Bajaysus, that’s right!” Said the father. “I am farty two!”
LoLLLL, we hope this joke made your day!