Woman story: A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.

Woman story: A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.

A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.

The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.

The woman asks: Will this cure my illness?

The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long.

 

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Hilarious story: A guy walked into his friend’s office.

A guy walked into his friend’s office.

He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.
“Hey, what’s up with you?,” he asked.

“Oh, its my wife,” replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a new secretary for me.”

“Well, nothing wrong in that,” he said, “Is she blonde or brunette?”

“Neither. He’s bald.”