Doctor: “Your wife’s in the hospital.”
Me: “How is she?”
Doctor: “I’m afraid she’s critical.”
Me: “Ah, you get used to that…”
A man told the doctor’s receptionist:
“I need an appointment.”
“How about 10 tomorrow?” she asked.
“I don’t need that many,” he replied.
Absolute Classic!
Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room:
“Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.”
Doctor: Trust me lady, I am a gentleman.
Lady patient: No Sir, that’s not the issue. Your beautiful receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied:
“I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS.”
Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.
“Oh mother,” she cried out upon returning home, “what do you think I saw today?”
“I can’t imagine, dear, what?”
“A lady had twins, and a spare!”
